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1. A Bible...

2. A silver dollar...

3. A bottle of whisky...

4. And a Playboy magazine..

'I'll just hide behind the door,' the old preacher said to himself.. 'When he comes home from school today, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he's going to be a skirt-chasing womanizer.'

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month's centerfold.

'Lord have mercy,' the old preacher disgustedly whispered…









'He's gonna run for Congress.' ]]> 2009-11-05T20:29:24-05:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1453428128.html text 2009-11-05T20:29:24-05:00 http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1453417284.html
Shotgun preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders:
Butte, Montana November 5, 2007
Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.
It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine.
Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.
Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.
When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.
It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery.. That victim, 50-year-old David 0Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.
Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news.........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself.......against two murderous, illegal immigrants......and she wins,
She is still alive.
Now that is Gun Control !
Thought for the day:
Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant' is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'
I like this kind of e-mail. American citizens defending themselves and their homes.
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im still wondering wheres the hope wheres the change?

whats that idiots campaign slogan gonna be next term "give me another chance"
"i hope i can"

who is he gonna blame next term

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beware of the prophet
seeking profit
( i.e. al gore,global warming)]]> 2009-10-15T12:05:02-04:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1422581306.html text 2009-10-15T12:05:02-04:00 http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1417593965.html 2009-10-12T12:38:02-04:00 en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1417593965.html text 2009-10-12T12:38:02-04:00 http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1047718833.html CNN-AmnestyBillsWorstProvisions_.wmv (4084KB)]]> en-us Copyright © 2009 craigslist, inc. http://knoxville.craigslist.org/pol/1047718833.html text